So my good friend Lizzy turned 21 today. And she had these rules that she wanted me to enforce for her tonight:
1. I have no idea what my tolerance is...so just a little will do cause i don't want to test my inebriation in a room full of people i don't love.
2. If it looks like i might say mean shit or let the beans spill...TAKE ME AWAY!!!!!!!!
Now I don't think I have ever met a more sensible new 21 year old. But now I have a heavy, heavy burden on my shoulders. I have to make the decision to honor my friend's birthday rules/wishes or take her down the well tread rode of public humiliation/inebriation initiated by sudden ingestion of large quantities of alcohol. I think I'm gonna keep a friend and stick to the former.
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